Excel crashed on me 4 times while I worked on this one. Clearly, I impressed the program by using a “Doughnut Chart” to portray information about breakfast pastries. Or maybe it didn’t like the way I spelled donut.
You’ll notice that “cherry danish” leads the pack with “cake donut” trailing behind only slightly. Constants for this exercise include quality and mood. I don’t even think those can count as constants.
Barista, you’re on notice.

November 27, 2008 at 2:05 am
Amazing, as if you didnt know that already…
December 29, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I can’t process this – next time you create a color coded chart with 10 different colors try upping the res man….
April 7, 2009 at 12:11 am
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