A WARNING TO ALL

Equilibrium is important to me.  So if you complain about my infrequent posts but share an idea for a future blog, you get a free pass.  All is right with the world.  However, if you complain about my blog without providing an idea for a future blog, I will create an embarrassing graph about you to correct the imbalance.  And if you don’t think I am serious…see below for a case in point.

Hush up and get on that midnight train to Georgia.

I NEED NEW BRAGGING RIGHTS.

It’s Selection Sunday, which means I finally have to stop bragging about winning last year’s NCAA March Madness work pool. If I enter the pool this year and lose, last year’s epic victory will be tarnished by future failure. So I’ve decided to diversify my bragging rights portfolio in the hopes of a payoff somewhere.

The last two years I missed my chance to enter WaPo’s Peep Diorama Contest and decided 2009 was gonna be it. Armed with the best idea ever courtesy of Alyson, we worked to realize a dream. And we couldn’t have done it without Laura, who is a miniature bikini subject matter expert.

Below is our masterpiece, “Rock of Love Tour Bus with Peep Michaels”:

I can’t decide if my sides hurt because I laughed for about 7 hours straight yesterday, or because I ate about 5,000 Peeps.

DO NOT MESS

with my grandma:

Photography is not outside the realm of this blog, right?

WHY I LOOK FORWARD TO BEING A PARENT

Found this in an old desk yesterday:

Judging by the care bears strewn behind me, I won the bar fight.