MODERN LOVE

August 11, 2009

Today’s important life lesson graph comes to us courtesy of my dear friend Bidet.  She had a great first date with this chap, and he asked her out again right away.  But in the short waiting period between date 1 and date 2, something happened:

bidet

LEGEND

???= A text saying, “Hey, I heard this song called ‘History in the Making’ and it made me think of you.”

Y’all see where this point is on the graph. BETWEEN DATES 1 and 2.  Aaaaannnd here are the lyrics (you can’t make this stuff up):

Don’t move
Baby Don’t move
I just want to take this all in
The moonlight dancing off your skin
Our time. Lets take our time
I just want to look in your eyes and catch our breath
Cuz I just got this feeling

This could be one of those memories
We want to hold on to, cling to, one we can’t forget
Baby, this could be our last first kiss
The thought of forever
What if this was that moment
That chance worth taking
History in the making

Inside, baby inside
Can’t you feel the butterflies?
Floating all around
Cuz I can sure feel them now
Tonight, maybe tonight
Is a start of a beautiful ride that will never end
And baby I’ve got a feeling

This could be one of those memories
We want to hold on to, cling to, one we can’t forget
Baby, this could be our last first kiss
The thought of forever
What if this was that moment
That chance worth taking
History in the making

Right here, right now
Holding you in my arms

This could be one of those memories
We want to hold on to, cling to, one we can’t forget
Baby, this could be our last first kiss
The thought of forever
What if this was that moment
That chance worth taking
History in the making

Cupid, white courtesy phone please.